1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:11,849 God damn it! 4 00:00:12,781 --> 00:00:14,500 My Bélas! Fire! 5 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,492 The ladder! 6 00:00:15,943 --> 00:00:17,137 Turn around. 7 00:00:18,063 --> 00:00:19,477 Turn around you moron. 8 00:00:19,512 --> 00:00:20,452 Give it to me. Move. 9 00:00:20,665 --> 00:00:21,665 Bring the bucket. 10 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:26,166 Fire, people, fire. 11 00:00:26,201 --> 00:00:28,478 Faster, my dear Bélas, faster. 12 00:00:28,513 --> 00:00:29,748 There's a fire! 13 00:00:29,749 --> 00:00:32,642 What are doing? Faster! 14 00:00:32,677 --> 00:00:35,536 What? Drop it you bastard! 15 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,131 Fire, people! There's a fire! 16 00:01:37,299 --> 00:01:40,770 Those glorious times when democracy broke into Rátót 17 00:01:41,540 --> 00:01:43,241 Where did it come from, who brought it in? 18 00:01:43,242 --> 00:01:45,964 It is still being researched by the epidemiologists, 19 00:01:45,999 --> 00:01:48,998 but it's a historical fact that democracy 20 00:01:48,999 --> 00:01:51,353 was just walking on Main Street of Rátót. 21 00:01:51,388 --> 00:01:53,684 However the Rátótians are that kind of people 22 00:01:53,685 --> 00:01:56,425 who let all kind of foreigners into their village. 23 00:01:56,787 --> 00:02:00,149 They grabbed the sleazy democracy by its collar and threw it out. 24 00:02:00,184 --> 00:02:02,446 Well, it was futile. 25 00:02:02,481 --> 00:02:03,851 It was thrown out at the end of the village 26 00:02:03,852 --> 00:02:05,692 and came back at the other end. 27 00:02:05,712 --> 00:02:07,552 It were tied in a bag and thrown into the river. 28 00:02:07,587 --> 00:02:09,358 It came back with the herd in the afternoon. 29 00:02:09,393 --> 00:02:12,754 Let's freak out with this bumpy democracy, they said. 30 00:02:12,789 --> 00:02:15,871 So they decided to elect a leader, 31 00:02:15,906 --> 00:02:18,564 but strictly on the ground of democracy. 32 00:02:18,599 --> 00:02:22,032 They liked their teacher's proposal terribly. 33 00:02:22,799 --> 00:02:25,476 As they heard it, all men went to the end of the town, 34 00:02:25,477 --> 00:02:26,477 down with the trousers, 35 00:02:26,478 --> 00:02:29,074 down with the pants, head into the haystack. 36 00:02:29,075 --> 00:02:32,238 Everyone can vote, and everyone can be elected. 37 00:02:33,684 --> 00:02:35,049 Then the wifes could come 38 00:02:35,084 --> 00:02:38,367 So they ran furiously. They came and go with curious eyes. 39 00:02:38,402 --> 00:02:41,757 because the stakes were high. 40 00:02:42,648 --> 00:02:45,540 Those buttocks which will be recognised by his wife, 41 00:02:45,575 --> 00:02:47,569 according to their teacher's wise idea 42 00:02:48,330 --> 00:02:50,491 will be the leader of the town. 43 00:02:50,526 --> 00:02:52,617 All women were quite in a hurry. 44 00:02:52,652 --> 00:02:55,934 Some of them checked the long lines three or for times. 45 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:58,894 The election system almost had failed 46 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:02,151 when late although, but Juliska arrived 47 00:03:02,186 --> 00:03:05,231 She didn't even look around 48 00:03:05,266 --> 00:03:07,867 but went right to her man's buttocks. 49 00:03:07,902 --> 00:03:09,995 "Béla, you motherfucker, pull up your pants." 50 00:03:10,619 --> 00:03:12,860 There was a big celebration for this. 51 00:03:12,895 --> 00:03:15,067 We finally have the village leader. 52 00:03:15,102 --> 00:03:17,014 And what an election was it. 53 00:03:17,824 --> 00:03:21,305 He got in this high position on democratic grounds. 54 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:23,387 A simple son of the people. 55 00:03:24,986 --> 00:03:27,421 The real Bélaism has just started. 56 00:03:28,389 --> 00:03:30,931 From that day on, no priest would baptized 57 00:03:30,932 --> 00:03:31,932 no council registered a boy named 58 00:03:33,185 --> 00:03:35,292 anything else but Béla. 59 00:03:35,327 --> 00:03:36,797 Everyone became Béla. 60 00:03:36,832 --> 00:03:40,034 The innkeeper, the sheperd, the sexton, the magistrate, 61 00:03:40,069 --> 00:03:42,673 even the town's bull was called Béla. 62 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:47,510 If a Béla was awarded, all Béla are he felt he got the credit. 63 00:03:48,397 --> 00:03:52,229 If they punished a Béla, neither caused great trouble among the Bélas. 64 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:55,987 It happened, for example, that the blacksmith he caught the woman once 65 00:03:55,988 --> 00:03:57,803 to blow with the helper. 66 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:59,684 The blacksmith was a rare calm person. 67 00:03:59,719 --> 00:04:01,196 He didn't make too much trouble. 68 00:04:01,963 --> 00:04:03,904 He raised both of them, into the workshop 69 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:05,810 warmed them up there first. 70 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:08,783 Then he made a nice gate of them, 71 00:04:08,784 --> 00:04:11,455 even Henrik Fazola would have been jealous of it. 72 00:04:11,927 --> 00:04:15,769 But in less than a month the blacksmith was taken to the gallows. 73 00:04:15,804 --> 00:04:18,856 The people of Rátót were scared. They have this one blacksmith. 74 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:20,483 What will happen to them if this only one was hanged? 75 00:04:21,332 --> 00:04:24,526 The school's headmaster was who came with the solution again. 76 00:04:24,733 --> 00:04:28,172 We only have one blacksmith, but we have two tailors. 77 00:04:28,255 --> 00:04:29,450 This one is Béla, that one is Béla. 78 00:04:29,496 --> 00:04:31,783 Let's give them of the tailors instead of the blacksmith. 79 00:04:31,784 --> 00:04:33,434 It doesn't matter which one is hanged. 80 00:04:33,469 --> 00:04:34,623 There is one Béla still remains. 81 00:04:34,658 --> 00:04:39,129 There are so many nice benefits if everyone is Béla. 82 00:04:40,061 --> 00:04:43,134 Rátót became the island of tranquility and happiness. 83 00:04:43,861 --> 00:04:45,660 And would be today, if... 84 00:04:46,784 --> 00:04:48,263 If... 85 00:04:49,024 --> 00:04:53,020 Józsi! My little Józsi! 86 00:05:21,558 --> 00:05:23,550 - No. - Yes. 87 00:05:29,682 --> 00:05:31,674 This can't be true. 88 00:05:33,243 --> 00:05:34,677 But it is. 89 00:05:48,751 --> 00:05:52,134 For God's fuckin' sake. 90 00:05:54,413 --> 00:05:56,725 Józsi! Yes, it's Józsi. 91 00:05:57,395 --> 00:05:58,883 It can't be true. 92 00:05:58,915 --> 00:06:01,193 - You are out of your mind, Rozi! - But why? 93 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,890 Because he will remain illiterate this way. 94 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:07,993 This boy could enter the gate of communism. 95 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,765 But only in case if he would be named as Béla. 96 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,195 Does my name mean nothing to you? 97 00:06:14,282 --> 00:06:17,544 - Béla means nothing? - I want him to be Józsi. 98 00:06:17,684 --> 00:06:20,554 Maybe then he won't be as stupid as you. 99 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:18,502 Finish it. 100 00:07:44,083 --> 00:07:46,039 What happened? The chain. 101 00:07:46,923 --> 00:07:49,041 I'm in deep shit. 102 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:05,320 Run, my dear Rózsi! 103 00:08:07,373 --> 00:08:08,567 Who is that? 104 00:08:09,454 --> 00:08:13,468 - What is this? - Follow me! 105 00:08:13,615 --> 00:08:15,095 - What? - Follow me, follow me! 106 00:08:19,738 --> 00:08:20,693 - Here's the coat. - Where? 107 00:08:21,659 --> 00:08:23,457 - Here's the coat. - Where? 108 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,966 Wait. I'm coming. 109 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:34,246 The bench is short, but large the council. 110 00:09:36,052 --> 00:09:39,620 Freud, freud, freud... 111 00:09:39,655 --> 00:09:42,645 We have to find out something. 112 00:09:44,456 --> 00:09:47,130 Let's think, people. 113 00:10:10,227 --> 00:10:12,231 Declare it, dear Béla! 114 00:10:12,909 --> 00:10:16,613 We should stretch the bench. 115 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,126 Holy shit! 116 00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:23,462 Now you can see what education means, you moron. 117 00:10:25,235 --> 00:10:28,945 Stretch it! Stretch it! Stretch it! 118 00:10:31,237 --> 00:10:33,512 Stretch it! Stretch it! Stretch it! 119 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:40,081 Stretch it! Stretch it! 120 00:10:43,922 --> 00:10:47,883 Freud, freud, freud... 121 00:10:51,365 --> 00:10:54,643 Dear Bélas! Let's undress for work. 122 00:11:10,134 --> 00:11:13,093 So, my dear Bélas... 123 00:11:14,176 --> 00:11:16,133 Let's start again. 124 00:11:17,297 --> 00:11:21,452 Stretch it! Stretch it! Stretch it! 125 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:27,291 Stretch it! Stretch it! 126 00:11:51,432 --> 00:11:54,470 We made it, dear Bélas. 127 00:12:11,802 --> 00:12:15,352 Let me launch the emergency council meeting. 128 00:12:15,964 --> 00:12:17,000 Come here, Béla. 129 00:12:30,104 --> 00:12:31,648 Show off, Béla. 130 00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:36,087 My woman has given birth to a boy. 131 00:12:38,334 --> 00:12:40,455 Silence. 132 00:12:41,464 --> 00:12:44,956 Go ahead, Béla, like a real man. 133 00:12:44,976 --> 00:12:46,854 She's gone mad because of giving birth. 134 00:12:46,889 --> 00:12:48,771 She wants to name him Józsi. 135 00:12:48,806 --> 00:12:51,047 My Béla will became Józsi. 136 00:13:03,705 --> 00:13:05,583 Why did you do this to me, Rozi? 137 00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:11,730 Even one moron is enough in this small family. 138 00:13:11,765 --> 00:13:16,288 So everyone accepted to have a Józsi in town. 139 00:13:16,471 --> 00:13:19,725 Our little Józsi grew up and improved. 140 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,980 He became quite handsome laddie. 141 00:13:23,015 --> 00:13:25,159 He would have become if he was Béla not Józsi. 142 00:13:25,194 --> 00:13:29,530 But even so, he was not expelled by the other little Bélas. 143 00:13:31,037 --> 00:13:32,870 They played with him so nicely. 144 00:13:33,198 --> 00:13:38,550 They were just a little angry because Józsi had a very crying nature. 145 00:13:45,923 --> 00:13:49,634 Holy mother of Jesus and all the saints, what are they doing? 146 00:13:50,766 --> 00:13:54,203 Get the hell from here. For God's sake. 147 00:13:54,247 --> 00:13:58,123 My sweet little boy, my Józsi my precious star, don't cry! 148 00:13:58,158 --> 00:13:59,316 Oh my God, what should I do? 149 00:13:59,351 --> 00:14:03,237 Come to mommy, my precious little darling. 150 00:14:03,531 --> 00:14:05,727 Everything was on track at the school. 151 00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:09,408 You're a moron, you deserve well the name of Józsi. 152 00:14:10,134 --> 00:14:11,614 Show it. 153 00:14:11,649 --> 00:14:13,094 Come on. 154 00:14:13,776 --> 00:14:15,095 Come on. 155 00:14:15,857 --> 00:14:17,177 Go to your seat. 156 00:14:18,419 --> 00:14:19,344 Józsi... 157 00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:21,355 Not counting some bad memories, 158 00:14:21,356 --> 00:14:24,757 Józsi had a peaceful and happy childhood. 159 00:14:29,143 --> 00:14:32,339 Well, right, in the sixth grade something happened to him. 160 00:14:32,374 --> 00:14:35,905 But it had nothing to do being a Józsi. 161 00:14:35,986 --> 00:14:37,214 Józsi. 162 00:14:43,829 --> 00:14:46,699 He has participated in the pioneering movement enthusiastically 163 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,184 since first grade. 164 00:14:48,219 --> 00:14:50,156 Appeared at every session meetings, 165 00:14:50,191 --> 00:14:54,636 where the little Béla comrades treated him with brotherly love. 166 00:14:55,234 --> 00:14:58,037 Not to mention his patrol leader, 167 00:14:58,038 --> 00:15:01,515 the most beautiful little Agi from the Kovacs family. 168 00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:05,483 for whom Józsi felt a special kind of affection. 169 00:15:05,679 --> 00:15:08,638 It's a pity that Józsi became 18 years old. 170 00:15:09,921 --> 00:15:11,912 The Bélaness didn't affect him too much. 171 00:15:13,483 --> 00:15:15,439 He got dumber and dumber. 172 00:15:16,404 --> 00:15:18,555 Out! Come, come! Go on! 173 00:15:20,046 --> 00:15:21,611 Close it! Go in! 174 00:15:21,646 --> 00:15:24,446 He was just sitting as a lame dope, and staring... 175 00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:29,273 He understood nothing of this world. 176 00:15:29,770 --> 00:15:31,791 But work went smoothly in Rátót. 177 00:15:31,826 --> 00:15:34,485 They built the blacksmith's house. 178 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:38,072 Go in! Go, dear Bélas, my sweet brothers-in-law. 179 00:15:38,107 --> 00:15:39,888 Go, faster, faster. 180 00:15:40,054 --> 00:15:42,569 So, open it. 181 00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:45,581 Close it. 182 00:15:45,616 --> 00:15:49,531 Go in. Move your feet. 183 00:15:50,899 --> 00:15:52,812 So. Open it! 184 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,457 Close it! Go in! That's it! 185 00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,054 What are you doing there, uncle Béla? 186 00:15:59,704 --> 00:16:02,464 What do you mean, you dumb? Are you blind? 187 00:16:02,499 --> 00:16:05,617 We are bringing light, brightness to the house. 188 00:16:06,587 --> 00:16:08,388 But that's not the way to do that. 189 00:16:08,423 --> 00:16:09,867 - Really? - No. 190 00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:34,316 What the heck! 191 00:16:35,879 --> 00:16:39,140 Get the pickaxes, dear Bélas. Go for it. 192 00:16:46,723 --> 00:16:50,317 They did the holes. And there was light. 193 00:16:50,366 --> 00:16:55,241 The house collapsed, half the fire brigade stayed under. 194 00:16:55,276 --> 00:16:58,322 Józsi, you son of a bitch, I'll kill you, you bastard. 195 00:17:00,731 --> 00:17:03,086 It took three days and three nights for the village council to discuss it. 196 00:17:03,251 --> 00:17:05,721 Józsi had to leave the village. 197 00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:10,415 They phoned everywhere and a nice summoner letter had arrived. 198 00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:14,727 He has to join a voluntary tractor driver school. 199 00:17:15,777 --> 00:17:17,863 There he was registered 200 00:17:17,898 --> 00:17:22,929 given his tractor driver uniform, learning began immediately. 201 00:18:24,287 --> 00:18:26,014 Two years had gone by. 202 00:18:26,015 --> 00:18:31,121 Józsi got his diploma became a certified tractor driver. 203 00:18:31,156 --> 00:18:33,967 In fact, he also got a real tractor, 204 00:18:34,002 --> 00:18:36,843 which was outside the school and was waiting for him 205 00:18:36,878 --> 00:18:41,619 to take him home to give him a boost the boom in agriculture. 206 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:45,368 He jumped into the saddle of his tractor and started the engine 207 00:18:45,403 --> 00:18:49,484 I mean he would have started it, but it didn't start. 208 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,622 Never mind, he thought. 209 00:18:51,657 --> 00:18:54,019 That's not why I went for two years tractor school 210 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:55,939 to be scared because of this. 211 00:18:55,974 --> 00:18:57,952 He just jumped off the saddle 212 00:18:57,953 --> 00:19:01,696 opened the top of the engine compartment with high proficiency. 213 00:19:01,731 --> 00:19:04,361 He immediately recognized what was the problem. 214 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,370 The was no engine. 215 00:19:11,949 --> 00:19:15,768 Don't talk so much. You better appreciate the efforts of the industry 216 00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:18,670 and what the national economy does does for agriculture. 217 00:19:18,705 --> 00:19:20,449 Anyway, this tractor is perfect. 218 00:19:20,484 --> 00:19:22,882 Fix the minor and major mistakes yourself. 219 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:25,325 That's why your attended this school, didn't you? 220 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,370 Come on, do something. 221 00:19:27,405 --> 00:19:29,137 Well, this looks like you. 222 00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:31,365 Push it forward at least for Christ's sake. 223 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:35,562 That's what they do in socialism with everything, you can't even push it. 224 00:19:35,597 --> 00:19:37,320 This is all your fault. 225 00:20:37,147 --> 00:20:40,025 He's coming! 226 00:20:42,189 --> 00:20:43,384 Come here! 227 00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:47,501 He's coming, coming, coming. 228 00:21:25,529 --> 00:21:29,834 Józsi! My little Józsi! 229 00:21:29,930 --> 00:21:31,922 Our son has arrived, Józsi. 230 00:21:41,576 --> 00:21:43,726 Józsi, my sweet Józsi! 231 00:21:49,419 --> 00:21:52,970 No, no! You don't! 232 00:21:56,022 --> 00:21:58,491 Don't go away, dear Józsi! 233 00:21:58,543 --> 00:21:59,738 No! 234 00:22:01,544 --> 00:22:03,901 - Józsi, my dear little Józsi! - No, no! 235 00:22:03,946 --> 00:22:06,609 Stop! Where are you running? 236 00:22:07,187 --> 00:22:09,795 She doesn't want to bury you anymore. 237 00:22:24,914 --> 00:22:26,065 Tell him. 238 00:22:33,799 --> 00:22:36,980 Dear Józsi! Let's have a drink. 239 00:22:37,015 --> 00:22:39,401 Thank you father, but I never drink. 240 00:22:50,687 --> 00:22:52,119 Let's have a cigarette. 241 00:22:52,773 --> 00:22:57,570 Thank you father, but I never smoke. 242 00:23:01,531 --> 00:23:03,409 Tell him now! 243 00:23:14,217 --> 00:23:17,991 So, my dear Józsi... 244 00:23:18,739 --> 00:23:22,048 You know that there are men, like us. 245 00:23:22,083 --> 00:23:25,009 And there are women. You know this. 246 00:23:26,662 --> 00:23:28,177 Of course I know. 247 00:23:28,758 --> 00:23:31,387 Then you know how babies are made. 248 00:23:31,422 --> 00:23:33,254 No, I don't know that. 249 00:23:33,289 --> 00:23:34,727 You don't? How can it be? 250 00:23:35,602 --> 00:23:38,411 Then what the hell should I explain to this idiot? 251 00:23:45,351 --> 00:23:47,545 Only The Virgin Mary can help us. 252 00:23:50,977 --> 00:23:54,077 Virgin Mother, help me. 253 00:23:54,112 --> 00:23:57,654 Give light to my little boy's head. 254 00:23:57,689 --> 00:24:00,083 Show him the right path. 255 00:24:00,118 --> 00:24:02,597 He's always repairing his tractor. 256 00:24:02,632 --> 00:24:05,154 He runs away from the girls. 257 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:09,083 I pray, holy Virgin Mother, 258 00:24:10,090 --> 00:24:11,846 come to us! 259 00:24:13,644 --> 00:24:18,672 Visit him and guide him the right path. 260 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,284 Virgin Mother, come to us. 261 00:24:22,319 --> 00:24:24,692 I wonder if he'll listen to you. 262 00:24:58,368 --> 00:25:00,909 Ouch! Who is that? 263 00:25:00,944 --> 00:25:01,977 Go away! 264 00:25:02,026 --> 00:25:03,903 Go away! 265 00:25:05,026 --> 00:25:07,019 Leave me alone! 266 00:25:08,268 --> 00:25:10,083 Go to hell! 267 00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:25,552 No, leave me alone! Don't! Ouch! 268 00:25:25,956 --> 00:25:27,184 It hurts. Leave me alone! 269 00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:29,313 I like it... 270 00:25:29,358 --> 00:25:30,507 It hurts. 271 00:25:31,199 --> 00:25:32,234 This is good! This is good! 272 00:25:32,718 --> 00:25:35,613 Thank you, Holy Virgin. 273 00:25:38,361 --> 00:25:40,083 - Do you love me? - I love you. 274 00:25:40,118 --> 00:25:41,588 - For how long? - Forever. 275 00:25:44,484 --> 00:25:46,362 - Do you love me? - I love you. 276 00:25:46,397 --> 00:25:48,134 - For how long? - Forever. 277 00:25:49,727 --> 00:25:51,854 - Do you love me? - I love you. 278 00:25:51,889 --> 00:25:53,787 - For how long? - Forever. 279 00:25:53,822 --> 00:25:58,448 And if a Rátótian says forever you can truly rely on it. 280 00:25:58,483 --> 00:26:01,485 They would have lived happily ever after if fate brings 281 00:26:01,531 --> 00:26:04,278 that Agika happened to have a sore throat. 282 00:27:19,285 --> 00:27:21,721 The doctor examined and examined 283 00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:26,528 and would still examine if he didn't have something to do. 284 00:27:26,563 --> 00:27:28,164 But the doctor is also a human. 285 00:27:28,165 --> 00:27:31,131 He didn't want to waste time going back to the toilet. 286 00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:32,618 It was raining anyway. 287 00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:36,070 So he stopped on the porch, right next to the gutter. 288 00:28:07,068 --> 00:28:09,024 What a man. 289 00:28:21,194 --> 00:28:22,548 Finally... 290 00:28:26,156 --> 00:28:28,491 My Béla! 291 00:28:30,518 --> 00:28:32,511 Next, please. 292 00:29:12,176 --> 00:29:14,612 Oh, my God, my dear boy. What happened? 293 00:29:15,937 --> 00:29:17,770 My dear Józsi, are you feeling dizzy? 294 00:29:19,139 --> 00:29:20,144 And you thirsty... 295 00:29:20,179 --> 00:29:23,846 You desire food. You feel nauseous does it usually happen, Józsika? 296 00:29:24,142 --> 00:29:25,904 Only in the mornings. 297 00:29:25,939 --> 00:29:27,223 Sweet Jesus, help us. 298 00:29:27,258 --> 00:29:28,293 Sick, dizzy... 299 00:29:28,344 --> 00:29:30,255 God help me. 300 00:29:30,305 --> 00:29:33,138 Józsi, come here. 301 00:29:34,456 --> 00:29:35,098 Let me see you. 302 00:29:35,147 --> 00:29:37,581 My dear God, help us. Virgin Mary. 303 00:29:43,910 --> 00:29:44,866 God help us. 304 00:29:44,911 --> 00:29:45,788 What is it? 305 00:29:45,832 --> 00:29:47,127 My dear Józsi, my little son. 306 00:29:48,712 --> 00:29:51,061 My sweet God! You are blessed with child. 307 00:29:51,096 --> 00:29:55,947 - Me? - Virgin Mary, come help us. 308 00:29:56,036 --> 00:29:57,390 My dear Józsi! This is pregnant. 309 00:29:59,757 --> 00:30:01,397 What's going on here? 310 00:30:01,439 --> 00:30:03,589 You drunken bastard! 311 00:30:03,639 --> 00:30:05,915 The Virgin Mother heard my prayer. 312 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,032 She visited us. 313 00:30:08,082 --> 00:30:10,516 Your son is blessed with a child. 314 00:30:10,562 --> 00:30:12,449 My God! Holy Virgin! 315 00:30:12,484 --> 00:30:14,999 The Virgin visited your son. 316 00:30:15,045 --> 00:30:16,876 This moron? 317 00:30:18,007 --> 00:30:19,599 Blessed Virgin, it's a miracle! 318 00:30:19,647 --> 00:30:21,798 Dear God, my precious star. 319 00:30:21,848 --> 00:30:25,080 It's a miracle, God! 320 00:30:28,090 --> 00:30:31,905 Is this true? Are you knocked up? 321 00:30:31,940 --> 00:30:33,891 I don't know, father. 322 00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:39,133 You dirty whore, couldn't you be more careful? 323 00:30:39,168 --> 00:30:41,297 You've got the guts to face me? 324 00:30:41,332 --> 00:30:43,649 Did you learn this at home? Did you learn this from your father? 325 00:30:43,697 --> 00:30:46,452 Have you seen me knocked up? 326 00:30:46,499 --> 00:30:48,855 You piece of shit! You whore, you... 327 00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:50,618 Reverend! 328 00:30:52,741 --> 00:30:54,255 Where are you, father? 329 00:30:57,584 --> 00:30:59,416 Reverend! Father! 330 00:30:59,465 --> 00:31:01,262 Where are you? 331 00:31:04,147 --> 00:31:06,661 Reverend Father, it's a miracle! Miracle! 332 00:31:06,707 --> 00:31:10,393 The Virgin Mother visited my son. Józsi. 333 00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:12,828 Józsi? 334 00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:14,783 My son is blessed with a child. 335 00:31:14,832 --> 00:31:16,743 Immaculate conception. 336 00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:17,908 He is what? 337 00:31:17,953 --> 00:31:19,432 Impregnated. 338 00:31:19,473 --> 00:31:21,705 - Who? - Józsi. 339 00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:24,987 For God's sake! I served four generations. 340 00:31:25,036 --> 00:31:26,833 Hear me, hear me! 341 00:31:26,876 --> 00:31:29,345 I announced Miklos Horthy's proclamations. 342 00:31:29,397 --> 00:31:31,230 I announced Ferenc Szalasi's proclamations. 343 00:31:31,279 --> 00:31:33,554 I announced Zoltan Tildy's proclamations. 344 00:31:33,599 --> 00:31:35,717 I announced Matyas Rakosi's proclamations. 345 00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:37,718 But there was never anything wrong with me. 346 00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:39,798 Because I didn't let myself be knocked up. 347 00:31:39,842 --> 00:31:43,120 I saw it with my own two eyes fly out my son's window. 348 00:31:44,244 --> 00:31:46,361 Now Józsi's cough is gone. 349 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,680 Believe me, father! 350 00:31:47,726 --> 00:31:50,480 I was pregnant too. It's like I only see myself then. 351 00:31:53,129 --> 00:31:57,622 - Why do you think it was the Virgin? - Who else has the power to do this? 352 00:31:57,657 --> 00:31:59,002 To make a man pregnant? 353 00:32:00,332 --> 00:32:02,527 Well, this makes some sense. 354 00:32:03,694 --> 00:32:05,730 Miracle! It's a miracle! 355 00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:09,610 Rátót will be a place of pilgrimage. 356 00:32:13,297 --> 00:32:15,050 Bélas in the Lord! 357 00:32:15,098 --> 00:32:19,696 Our Lord, Jesus Christ listened to our prayers directed to him 358 00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:27,134 and dragged this dirty village out of the swamp of anonymity. 359 00:32:27,169 --> 00:32:30,462 Because what was our town until today 360 00:32:30,504 --> 00:32:32,940 in this great universe? 361 00:32:32,986 --> 00:32:34,466 What? 362 00:32:34,507 --> 00:32:36,863 A big, stinky nothing. 363 00:32:36,909 --> 00:32:39,389 We've been around for a thousand years 364 00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:43,036 and a thousand years nobody takes notice of us. 365 00:32:43,071 --> 00:32:46,405 The fast trains even don't stop here. 366 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:50,279 But not even the cars of the county comrades. 367 00:32:50,314 --> 00:32:55,280 What is our purpose in this Earth, my Bélas in Lord? 368 00:32:56,037 --> 00:33:03,392 But now thanks to our heavenly Lord, now we will have significance. 369 00:33:03,599 --> 00:33:06,195 People will come in huge numbers to our village. 370 00:33:06,241 --> 00:33:08,233 A new Jerusalem. 371 00:33:08,282 --> 00:33:10,168 A new Mecca. 372 00:33:10,203 --> 00:33:13,719 Rátót will be a new Rome. 373 00:33:22,049 --> 00:33:23,959 Oh, my God, I'm so happy. 374 00:33:27,571 --> 00:33:31,167 Our beloved vicar has totally lost it in this sacred day. 375 00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:38,885 Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 376 00:33:38,936 --> 00:33:41,006 Dear people from Rátót. 377 00:33:41,057 --> 00:33:48,049 The most important is to keep our calm and our achievements 378 00:33:48,084 --> 00:33:50,612 in every situation. 379 00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:54,068 That's right. We don't need subversive elements here. 380 00:33:54,103 --> 00:33:56,824 We don't need pregnant men. 381 00:33:57,584 --> 00:33:58,937 That's right. 382 00:34:00,832 --> 00:34:01,863 But we need them. 383 00:34:02,546 --> 00:34:03,740 He's right. 384 00:34:03,786 --> 00:34:05,506 No, we don't. 385 00:34:05,548 --> 00:34:06,776 He's right. 386 00:34:06,828 --> 00:34:08,785 Yes, we do. 387 00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:10,182 He's right. 388 00:34:10,229 --> 00:34:11,709 No, we don't. 389 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,423 He's right. 390 00:34:15,311 --> 00:34:19,751 Tell me, dear Béla, you had diagnosed the pregnancy? 391 00:34:19,794 --> 00:34:21,865 I did not diagnose anything. 392 00:34:23,036 --> 00:34:24,355 You didn't? 393 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:29,269 I didn't know that either. 394 00:34:30,638 --> 00:34:32,789 Determine immediately. 395 00:34:33,641 --> 00:34:35,791 But we need frogs for that. 396 00:34:37,201 --> 00:34:38,955 Frogs? 397 00:34:39,623 --> 00:34:41,681 But where do we get frogs? 398 00:34:46,406 --> 00:34:50,312 There are hell of a lot frogs in the lake. 399 00:34:50,347 --> 00:34:52,686 But how do we catch them? 400 00:34:52,729 --> 00:34:55,528 Now, what would be the plan? 401 00:34:56,810 --> 00:34:59,427 Let us think. 402 00:35:12,697 --> 00:35:14,177 Declare it, my Béla! 403 00:35:14,218 --> 00:35:16,175 It's dead simple. 404 00:35:17,139 --> 00:35:19,450 The water must be drained from the lake, 405 00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:22,052 then the frogs will remain there. 406 00:35:38,248 --> 00:35:40,063 Bélas, we have a problem. 407 00:35:40,110 --> 00:35:42,829 Where to drain the lots of water? 408 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,261 Don't panic, my friends. 409 00:35:46,913 --> 00:35:48,949 Let us think. 410 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,836 Declare it, my Béla! 411 00:36:07,882 --> 00:36:10,875 Let's dig a hole like the size of the lake 412 00:36:10,923 --> 00:36:13,200 then we bring the water there. 413 00:36:23,310 --> 00:36:24,745 My Bélas! 414 00:36:24,809 --> 00:36:29,248 There's no hard work that's not worth doing if we see results. 415 00:36:42,657 --> 00:36:43,931 Stop, Bélas! 416 00:36:43,978 --> 00:36:46,938 Where to put all the soil? 417 00:36:54,502 --> 00:36:56,142 Declare it, my Béla. 418 00:36:56,184 --> 00:37:00,418 We shall dig a hole to put the soil there. 419 00:37:12,111 --> 00:37:14,546 Stop, dear Bélas! 420 00:37:15,741 --> 00:37:17,505 This wouldn't work. 421 00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:19,834 Let's go further. 422 00:37:19,869 --> 00:37:20,468 What for? 423 00:37:22,195 --> 00:37:26,024 Than we'll have to carry the pile more further. 424 00:37:26,059 --> 00:37:30,403 But dear Béla, can't you see that the pub is the barrier. 425 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,545 Let's dig a hole to fit the pub into it. 426 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,698 - How can he be such a moron. - Come on! 427 00:37:39,522 --> 00:37:44,168 - Are you ok? - I've never heard such bullshit in my life. You moron. 428 00:37:44,203 --> 00:37:46,314 My Bélas, let us think! 429 00:37:47,643 --> 00:37:50,762 Let's push the pub further. 430 00:37:50,797 --> 00:37:53,019 Great, let's go. 431 00:38:04,094 --> 00:38:09,303 Stop it, dear Bélas! Let me define where is the limit to push. 432 00:38:09,338 --> 00:38:11,025 Look at this. 433 00:38:19,461 --> 00:38:21,726 This is the mark. 434 00:38:24,703 --> 00:38:28,853 So, dear Bélas, let's push it. 435 00:38:47,175 --> 00:38:49,366 Stop it, dear Bélas. 436 00:38:49,401 --> 00:38:52,023 Let me check where is the limit. 437 00:38:59,077 --> 00:39:00,752 We pushed it to my coat. 438 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,870 We pushed it to... We overdo it. 439 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:07,453 People, stop it. 440 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:11,109 We pushed too far. We pushed on it. 441 00:39:11,144 --> 00:39:13,281 We overdo it. 442 00:39:17,526 --> 00:39:21,857 For Christ sake. He is pregnant for sure. 443 00:39:22,489 --> 00:39:23,524 No! 444 00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:28,564 You get an injection. It won't hurt. 445 00:39:28,599 --> 00:39:29,137 No! 446 00:39:29,172 --> 00:39:30,786 Good afternoon, doctor. 447 00:39:30,821 --> 00:39:32,192 Béla! Catch him! 448 00:39:32,227 --> 00:39:34,013 But now... What should I do? 449 00:39:34,054 --> 00:39:36,353 Bring him back. 450 00:39:41,177 --> 00:39:42,849 You lost, admit it, dear Béla. 451 00:39:42,897 --> 00:39:45,827 The medical report proves me right. 452 00:39:46,579 --> 00:39:49,239 Dear Béla, let's get to the point. 453 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,560 Like a politician to a church politician. 454 00:39:51,595 --> 00:39:53,291 Do we need this miracle at all? 455 00:39:53,326 --> 00:39:54,159 Of course. 456 00:39:54,194 --> 00:39:57,151 We need it. The whole world will come to us. 457 00:39:57,186 --> 00:39:59,969 Tourists, pilgrims, foreigners, 458 00:40:00,004 --> 00:40:02,268 journalists, the radio and television. 459 00:40:02,303 --> 00:40:04,065 - And? - What do you mean? 460 00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,480 Let me tell you. The committees. 461 00:40:05,481 --> 00:40:06,443 The investigation committees. 462 00:40:06,489 --> 00:40:08,002 For those who, if there is something extraordinary, 463 00:40:08,003 --> 00:40:09,956 immediately suspicious and then they start asking questions. 464 00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,516 Why here? Why at your town? 465 00:40:11,551 --> 00:40:13,381 And if someone, then why Jóska? 466 00:40:13,416 --> 00:40:16,561 Why not one of the urban or the ecclesiastical comrades? 467 00:40:16,893 --> 00:40:18,771 I don't care about any committee. 468 00:40:20,534 --> 00:40:21,539 I'll tell you anyway. 469 00:40:21,574 --> 00:40:23,986 You think your bishop won't send a committee of inquiry? 470 00:40:24,021 --> 00:40:25,672 Why here? Why at your town? 471 00:40:25,707 --> 00:40:27,597 Why not in the bishop's hall? 472 00:40:27,632 --> 00:40:28,709 Or even in the Vatican. 473 00:40:28,744 --> 00:40:31,801 Or maybe you deny the Vatican's leadership role? 474 00:40:31,836 --> 00:40:32,906 God forbid! 475 00:40:32,941 --> 00:40:33,655 So! 476 00:40:35,221 --> 00:40:37,099 Not an easy case, dear Béla. 477 00:40:37,142 --> 00:40:41,342 But we have already solved some problems earlier in Rátót. 478 00:40:41,384 --> 00:40:43,530 That's for sure. 479 00:40:43,905 --> 00:40:45,498 This is up to you, dear Béla. 480 00:40:45,546 --> 00:40:46,740 - Béla! - It's your turn. 481 00:40:50,227 --> 00:40:53,787 - Praised be our Lord Jesus Christ! - Forever. 482 00:40:53,822 --> 00:40:55,187 My Father, please help me. 483 00:40:55,230 --> 00:40:58,621 You were the only one who stood up for me from this village. 484 00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:01,738 They want to take away the child. To have an abortion. 485 00:41:01,773 --> 00:41:05,340 They want to take the miracle from the Church. Don't let them. 486 00:41:05,914 --> 00:41:10,945 Well, my son... You are an hour late. 487 00:41:11,997 --> 00:41:17,159 So, he was here exactly an hour ago... 488 00:41:17,194 --> 00:41:18,992 Well... 489 00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:20,998 The Lord visited me. 490 00:41:26,524 --> 00:41:27,843 Who? 491 00:41:27,885 --> 00:41:30,903 Well... The Lord. The Creator. 492 00:41:31,486 --> 00:41:33,835 - God himself? - Of course he is. 493 00:41:34,647 --> 00:41:35,763 You? 494 00:41:35,808 --> 00:41:37,870 Me, of course. 495 00:41:37,905 --> 00:41:40,469 Why? He often visits me. 496 00:41:40,504 --> 00:41:44,685 Especially when I bring up the mass wine from the cellar. 497 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:46,880 He likes this vintage. 498 00:41:46,915 --> 00:41:49,830 He just appears and sits down... 499 00:41:50,414 --> 00:41:53,055 He was just sitting there where you now. 500 00:41:53,090 --> 00:41:54,898 All right, don't need to jump. 501 00:41:54,933 --> 00:41:56,985 - Sit down. - No, thank you. 502 00:41:57,020 --> 00:42:02,143 So we used to sit here talking, telling jokes to each other. 503 00:42:03,061 --> 00:42:07,460 - Telling jokes? To God? - Yeah, jokes of course. 504 00:42:07,495 --> 00:42:11,294 Don't think the Creator is a gruff, grumpy old man. Hell, no! 505 00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:13,703 He is very funny and has a good sense of humor. 506 00:42:13,744 --> 00:42:15,063 I told him some time ago 507 00:42:15,064 --> 00:42:17,599 so do you know, my Creator father, what's the joke? 508 00:42:17,634 --> 00:42:19,198 He says: I don't know. 509 00:42:19,233 --> 00:42:21,589 Then I put both my hands down on the table. 510 00:42:21,624 --> 00:42:25,500 So, I told him, hit my hand real hard, my dear Lord! 511 00:42:25,535 --> 00:42:27,352 He hit but quite big. 512 00:42:27,387 --> 00:42:30,219 But I pulled my hand away. 513 00:42:30,254 --> 00:42:32,471 He he hit the table so hard, 514 00:42:32,506 --> 00:42:35,905 that he jumped in her agony for an hour. 515 00:42:39,517 --> 00:42:42,734 Now you see, my Lord? This is a joke. 516 00:42:43,759 --> 00:42:45,572 He didn't get mad, no? 517 00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:48,519 He? No. Just laughed. 518 00:42:49,601 --> 00:42:50,875 Would you like a shot? 519 00:42:50,921 --> 00:42:53,402 No, thank you. Especially now. 520 00:42:54,283 --> 00:42:58,545 Now I'm going to bully St. Peter, he said. 521 00:42:58,580 --> 00:43:02,634 And ascended to Heaven. Immediately called St. Peter. 522 00:43:02,669 --> 00:43:05,120 - So Peter, my boy, you know... - ...what a joke is? 523 00:43:06,009 --> 00:43:09,183 Peter says, I don't know. The Lord says, I'll tell you one. 524 00:43:09,449 --> 00:43:11,611 and looks around to find a table. 525 00:43:11,646 --> 00:43:14,452 But in the Kingdom of Heaven there is no such earthly thing. 526 00:43:14,487 --> 00:43:18,542 Thus, not finding a better one he put his palm on his forehead. 527 00:43:18,577 --> 00:43:21,790 Now, hit there, Peter, but hard! 528 00:43:21,825 --> 00:43:24,381 And St. Peter hit it but very hard. 529 00:43:24,416 --> 00:43:28,727 When God saw it coming, he pulled his hand away. 530 00:43:28,819 --> 00:43:31,339 But good St. Peter slapped God's forehead 531 00:43:31,374 --> 00:43:34,003 that he fell on his back. 532 00:43:35,261 --> 00:43:37,298 Into the manna. 533 00:43:38,463 --> 00:43:40,659 - Into what? - The manna. 534 00:43:41,784 --> 00:43:43,821 - Into the manna? - Yes. 535 00:43:55,951 --> 00:43:58,466 Oh, don't do this to me. 536 00:44:02,513 --> 00:44:05,552 Oh, my... 537 00:44:13,399 --> 00:44:18,584 Józsi, my son. Do you believe in God? 538 00:44:19,721 --> 00:44:21,776 Not really. 539 00:44:22,403 --> 00:44:25,125 I'm kind of the same. 540 00:44:25,803 --> 00:44:28,857 I told it to him last time, but frankly. 541 00:44:28,985 --> 00:44:31,477 - To God? - To Him. 542 00:44:33,111 --> 00:44:34,613 What did he answered? 543 00:44:34,648 --> 00:44:37,798 He said, don't give a damn. 544 00:44:38,049 --> 00:44:40,702 He feels the same way. 545 00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:44,169 - The Lord? - The Lord. 546 00:44:44,204 --> 00:44:47,625 - He doesn't believe in his own existence? - No, he doesn't. 547 00:44:48,613 --> 00:44:51,455 He told me the other day for example: 548 00:44:51,490 --> 00:44:53,811 You know, dear Béla, I believe 549 00:44:55,016 --> 00:44:57,134 there's no such creative force 550 00:44:58,458 --> 00:45:02,143 that could create so many idiots. 551 00:45:07,822 --> 00:45:09,748 Józsi, my son. 552 00:45:09,783 --> 00:45:11,640 Why don't you believe me? 553 00:45:11,675 --> 00:45:13,497 - I do. - No, you don't. 554 00:45:14,065 --> 00:45:15,840 You don't believe a word I say. 555 00:45:15,875 --> 00:45:17,853 Do you think I can't see it? 556 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:21,178 I swear he was here. 557 00:45:21,189 --> 00:45:23,550 And I asked him to tell me but honestly 558 00:45:23,585 --> 00:45:26,211 is it a miracle or a mistake? 559 00:45:26,246 --> 00:45:27,270 What did he say? 560 00:45:28,031 --> 00:45:32,300 And the Lord said: "You are an extremely huge idiot, Béla." 561 00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:35,210 - That's what he said? - Yes and he also added: 562 00:45:35,211 --> 00:45:41,000 "You old bastard, do you think if I ever find out a real good miracle, 563 00:45:41,035 --> 00:45:44,183 would I do that in the communism? 564 00:45:44,184 --> 00:45:46,439 Do you think I would be so retarded 565 00:45:46,474 --> 00:45:48,762 that I would make a miracle in socialism? 566 00:45:48,797 --> 00:45:51,362 To have them say there's no God we told you already. 567 00:45:51,397 --> 00:45:53,282 We made this miracle. 568 00:45:53,317 --> 00:45:55,501 Fuck them, no miracles." 569 00:45:55,536 --> 00:45:56,723 The Lord said angrily. 570 00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:01,196 He had a Long Shot and left. 571 00:46:07,334 --> 00:46:08,895 Dear Vicar. 572 00:46:08,930 --> 00:46:11,895 You think I'm completely idiot. 573 00:46:11,930 --> 00:46:15,057 Son, you don't believe in the word of the Church? 574 00:46:15,692 --> 00:46:18,635 I believe in this child in my tummy. 575 00:46:18,670 --> 00:46:21,752 Because it's a fact. It's here, I hear it, I feel it. 576 00:46:21,787 --> 00:46:24,363 And no one can take this fact from me! 577 00:46:24,398 --> 00:46:26,850 Nobody! Nobody! 578 00:46:27,818 --> 00:46:29,563 Not even God almighty. 579 00:46:29,598 --> 00:46:31,105 I have only two advices for you. 580 00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:34,341 Get your stuff and get out of here... 581 00:46:34,376 --> 00:46:38,256 No. I'll stay here and I will remain who I am. 582 00:46:38,291 --> 00:46:42,136 I want to live here as Józsi. Together with my child. 583 00:46:42,305 --> 00:46:44,136 Praise the Lord! 584 00:46:46,347 --> 00:46:48,908 Can we fire someone if we want to fire 585 00:46:48,943 --> 00:46:51,073 or... or not? 586 00:46:51,108 --> 00:46:53,390 Not me. I'm protected by the law. 587 00:46:53,670 --> 00:46:55,195 We can fire you anyway. 588 00:46:55,230 --> 00:46:57,985 Just get fired that he wants to quit. 589 00:46:58,032 --> 00:46:59,603 But I won't quit. 590 00:47:00,072 --> 00:47:02,439 - He doesn't get it. - He doesn't get it? 591 00:47:02,474 --> 00:47:03,684 He doesn't get it. 592 00:47:03,685 --> 00:47:07,197 You are the chief accountant, dear Béla. Explain to him. 593 00:47:07,675 --> 00:47:09,333 Listen here, little brother Józsi! 594 00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:15,213 You know that two days before unknown criminals broke into the TSZ office? 595 00:47:15,248 --> 00:47:17,125 - No. - They broke into the vault. 596 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:21,291 And what happened? They took 100,000 HUF. 597 00:47:21,682 --> 00:47:23,566 And what do I have to do with this? 598 00:47:24,423 --> 00:47:27,523 Nothing... Absolutely nothing. 599 00:47:31,047 --> 00:47:34,012 But do you have any idea 600 00:47:34,047 --> 00:47:36,890 where is that huge amount of money now? 601 00:47:36,925 --> 00:47:38,288 I have no idea. 602 00:47:39,170 --> 00:47:41,366 - So then make a guess. - Make a guess. 603 00:47:41,570 --> 00:47:42,925 I don't know. 604 00:47:48,135 --> 00:47:50,011 I'll tell you something. 605 00:47:51,135 --> 00:47:54,049 At home. In your bed. 606 00:47:54,938 --> 00:47:57,406 Tucked into your straw bag. 607 00:47:57,618 --> 00:47:58,893 In my bed? 608 00:48:00,940 --> 00:48:05,936 Of course, you little moron. 609 00:48:09,504 --> 00:48:11,779 I have never seen such meanness. 610 00:48:14,305 --> 00:48:20,269 Józsi! You didn't learned it from history of your country in school? 611 00:48:21,149 --> 00:48:26,644 I told Béla what they teach is shit not history. 612 00:48:28,712 --> 00:48:31,359 I'm going home and tell everyone what you have done. 613 00:48:32,019 --> 00:48:33,492 Don't worry, Józsi! 614 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,681 The district police commissioner is waiting in front of the house. 615 00:48:39,477 --> 00:48:43,995 You just don't want to give birth to your only child in prison? 616 00:48:49,481 --> 00:48:50,995 Sign it quickly. 617 00:48:52,362 --> 00:48:55,925 - Just sign it. - Or have the baby taken away. 618 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,545 And we will forget about this mess. 619 00:48:59,966 --> 00:49:04,044 That's right. Have that fucking child aborted. 620 00:49:21,212 --> 00:49:24,081 All right then. 621 00:49:27,658 --> 00:49:29,695 All right. Let's celebrate this. 622 00:49:33,802 --> 00:49:36,498 Kiss this this precious boy, my darling. 623 00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:38,659 - My dear Józsi, darling! - Drink! 624 00:49:39,544 --> 00:49:42,139 - Drink! - My little boy. 625 00:49:42,944 --> 00:49:46,143 Drink it Józsi. 626 00:49:46,827 --> 00:49:48,898 Take his hands. Come here. 627 00:49:53,670 --> 00:49:55,662 No! No! No! 628 00:50:14,279 --> 00:50:15,871 Eat! 629 00:50:27,044 --> 00:50:28,194 Dear Béla. 630 00:50:45,254 --> 00:50:48,007 Hello Józsi. 631 00:50:49,455 --> 00:50:52,632 How are you feeling today? 632 00:50:54,977 --> 00:50:58,664 How is the baby? 633 00:50:58,699 --> 00:51:00,859 And you? What do you want from me? 634 00:51:00,894 --> 00:51:03,791 A ghost roams Europe. 635 00:51:03,826 --> 00:51:07,823 Don't be afraid, my son. There is no afterlife. 636 00:51:07,858 --> 00:51:13,562 Although some idealists try circumvent this circumstance. 637 00:51:13,665 --> 00:51:15,657 But we fought them. 638 00:51:16,627 --> 00:51:19,226 And this fight will be the final one. 639 00:51:19,261 --> 00:51:22,762 We are illegal right now, son. 640 00:51:24,310 --> 00:51:27,550 Tell me my son Józsi, are you a committed Rátótian? 641 00:51:28,072 --> 00:51:32,634 - You know your duty. - You go home and have an abortion. 642 00:51:32,669 --> 00:51:35,866 - No! No! - No? 643 00:51:38,994 --> 00:51:41,878 You don't accept our decision? 644 00:51:42,078 --> 00:51:46,303 Then you no longer have a place among us. 645 00:51:56,884 --> 00:51:58,877 Do you understand? 646 00:51:59,847 --> 00:52:01,678 You gonna die, you idiot. 647 00:52:01,846 --> 00:52:04,124 - Could be... - No, it's for sure. 648 00:52:04,169 --> 00:52:05,889 Ok, sure. 649 00:52:05,924 --> 00:52:07,574 - Well, then? - Then what? 650 00:52:07,609 --> 00:52:09,330 Are you going to have an abortion? 651 00:52:09,365 --> 00:52:11,004 No I won't. 652 00:52:11,891 --> 00:52:13,325 What will you do then? 653 00:52:13,893 --> 00:52:15,645 I will give birth and surely die of it. 654 00:52:16,574 --> 00:52:18,179 And the child? 655 00:52:18,214 --> 00:52:20,509 Maybe someone will raise it. 656 00:52:20,856 --> 00:52:22,255 Maybe his father. 657 00:52:23,056 --> 00:52:24,091 What an idiot. 658 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:09,937 Rátót's sense is not enough here. 659 00:53:18,441 --> 00:53:20,272 Dear Bélas! 660 00:53:21,463 --> 00:53:26,448 I propose to send a delegation to the county. 661 00:53:26,965 --> 00:53:30,140 And until the answer comes, 662 00:53:31,688 --> 00:53:34,043 we shall suspend Jozsef Toth. 663 00:53:43,773 --> 00:53:46,493 My son, my sweet little son. 664 00:53:47,254 --> 00:53:48,980 What did they do to you? 665 00:53:49,015 --> 00:53:51,416 Are you alright? You not hurt? 666 00:53:51,451 --> 00:53:54,169 Oh, I'm all right here. 667 00:53:54,204 --> 00:53:56,697 It would have been better if you name me Béla, my mother. 668 00:53:57,579 --> 00:54:01,380 Your father is Béla, your grandfather was Béla, so your great grandfather. 669 00:54:01,381 --> 00:54:02,381 Enough of it. 670 00:54:03,821 --> 00:54:06,018 - I'm going. - Where to, mother? 671 00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:09,508 - Going to the king. - We don't have kings anymore, mother. 672 00:54:09,543 --> 00:54:11,080 Why wouldn't we? 673 00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:12,081 We are not a monarchy, but socialism. 674 00:54:14,706 --> 00:54:16,379 I know this, my son. 675 00:54:17,067 --> 00:54:19,138 I'm not that crazy. 676 00:54:20,509 --> 00:54:22,595 But there should always be a king. 677 00:54:22,630 --> 00:54:25,304 Otherwise who would tell the people how to live? 678 00:54:26,471 --> 00:54:28,593 I'm going to see him, if there is king or not. 679 00:54:28,628 --> 00:54:29,946 He will help us I'm sure. 680 00:54:31,273 --> 00:54:34,477 Hurry then, before it will be late. 681 00:54:34,555 --> 00:54:37,867 I'm hurrying. I'm not going on foot. I'm riding our Béla. 682 00:54:38,597 --> 00:54:40,278 Good luck, mother. 683 00:54:40,313 --> 00:54:41,506 Rátótians! 684 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:49,001 I say goodbye to you on behalf of the delegation, 685 00:54:50,203 --> 00:54:53,879 who were entrusted by the trust of the village. 686 00:55:38,263 --> 00:55:39,857 Good bye, Józsi. We'll come back soon. 687 00:56:37,877 --> 00:56:38,921 Hey, young lady. 688 00:56:39,690 --> 00:56:43,504 Young lady, could you please tell me where can I find the king? 689 00:56:43,613 --> 00:56:46,494 There are no kings here, my darling. 690 00:57:28,673 --> 00:57:30,392 My Majesty. 691 00:57:31,915 --> 00:57:34,763 Please listen to a poor mother's plea. 692 00:57:35,275 --> 00:57:37,029 Please, listen to me. 693 00:57:38,597 --> 00:57:40,907 I live in Rátót since I was born. 694 00:57:42,279 --> 00:57:47,197 I love my village. But now the it is about the life of my son and grandson. 695 00:57:48,041 --> 00:57:50,728 That's why I have to betray those morons. 696 00:57:51,483 --> 00:57:55,039 There wouldn't be any problem, if only we had some sense. 697 00:57:55,444 --> 00:58:00,813 But the biggest problem is that our superiors are even more stupid. 698 00:58:00,888 --> 00:58:03,197 That's how it's always been, your majesty. 699 00:58:04,489 --> 00:58:08,665 Whether we elected country government commissioner, judge or council president. 700 00:58:09,171 --> 00:58:11,936 Even though we chose the smartest, 701 00:58:11,971 --> 00:58:13,940 as soon as he sat down in his office chair, 702 00:58:13,941 --> 00:58:17,678 immediately started to degrade mentally. All of them. 703 00:58:18,735 --> 00:58:20,692 I'm only a peasant's wife, Your Majesty. 704 00:58:21,657 --> 00:58:23,221 I don't know the reasons for it. 705 00:58:23,222 --> 00:58:27,228 Maybe there is a problem with the chairs or should be something else. 706 00:58:27,299 --> 00:58:29,464 But they want to beat my son Józsi to death. 707 00:58:29,499 --> 00:58:34,014 He didn't do any wrong, but got pregnant despite being a man. 708 00:58:34,422 --> 00:58:38,919 Your Majesty, please help him. 709 00:59:07,397 --> 00:59:10,300 - We are here, at least. - It wasn't easy. 710 00:59:10,335 --> 00:59:11,804 We've found it. 711 00:59:11,839 --> 00:59:15,498 Uncle Béla, you're the oldest of us. 712 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:19,836 Entering the room of the president of the county council, you'll say: 713 00:59:19,922 --> 00:59:23,324 God bless him with all good things our county council president. 714 00:59:23,359 --> 00:59:25,425 Clear? And you... 715 00:59:25,684 --> 00:59:27,131 After all, it's your son. 716 00:59:27,166 --> 00:59:30,674 And you'll say immediately: And your lovely wife. 717 00:59:30,709 --> 00:59:33,080 You got it? Let's rehearse. 718 00:59:34,569 --> 00:59:39,451 God bless him with all good things our county council president. 719 00:59:39,486 --> 00:59:41,613 - Fantastic. - And you say... 720 00:59:41,648 --> 00:59:44,058 And your lovely wife. 721 00:59:44,093 --> 00:59:45,891 Grand, follow me. 722 01:00:08,224 --> 01:00:10,215 A delegation from the Rátót is waiting outside. 723 01:00:11,105 --> 01:00:14,512 - What do they want? - I have no idea. 724 01:00:14,547 --> 01:00:17,948 I studied all the Rátót file, but I didn't find anything. 725 01:00:17,983 --> 01:00:20,622 The last time was 5 years ago they filled a request. 726 01:00:21,910 --> 01:00:26,062 - What did they want back then? - To pave the main street. 727 01:00:26,352 --> 01:00:28,177 What did we reply then? 728 01:00:30,234 --> 01:00:32,066 Nothing. 729 01:00:35,116 --> 01:00:38,031 - Send them in. - Yes, sir. 730 01:00:43,319 --> 01:00:45,789 Wish I knew what they meant these things? 731 01:01:01,328 --> 01:01:02,807 Fuck this shit. 732 01:01:02,842 --> 01:01:04,286 And your lovely wife. 733 01:01:24,178 --> 01:01:27,226 I'm familiar with the problem. Let's do it quickly. 734 01:01:28,459 --> 01:01:30,863 - Do you know? - Yes, I do. 735 01:01:31,461 --> 01:01:33,121 And what would be your suggestion? 736 01:01:33,156 --> 01:01:36,443 Agree with the paving stones. 737 01:01:37,143 --> 01:01:41,226 - Paving stones? - Of course, you can do it. 738 01:01:45,267 --> 01:01:48,386 We never would have thought... 739 01:02:10,378 --> 01:02:15,526 József Tóth, the village council of Rátót 740 01:02:15,561 --> 01:02:19,848 and considering the county council's relevant directive 741 01:02:19,883 --> 01:02:27,114 has come to the decision that Jozsef Toth has to be paved with stone from here. 742 01:02:30,561 --> 01:02:33,278 You want to say something as a last will? 743 01:02:40,211 --> 01:02:43,093 A tractor must go to the mine for stones. 744 01:02:43,128 --> 01:02:45,767 - Wait, wait! - What? 745 01:02:46,935 --> 01:02:50,816 Who will drive it? Józsi is the only one who can drive it. 746 01:02:50,851 --> 01:02:53,413 - Then he must go. - And if he runs away? 747 01:02:53,448 --> 01:02:55,975 - No way. - The decision also applies to him. 748 01:03:03,142 --> 01:03:05,134 You go for stone, Józsi! 749 01:03:29,553 --> 01:03:30,748 Here it is. 750 01:03:32,555 --> 01:03:34,467 Read it! 751 01:03:34,835 --> 01:03:36,349 What's this? 752 01:03:37,317 --> 01:03:39,438 According to the seal it's from the capital. 753 01:03:39,473 --> 01:03:41,270 From the capital? 754 01:03:50,083 --> 01:03:52,644 Village Council of Rátót, Rátót. 755 01:03:53,964 --> 01:03:58,642 Congratulations to have the first pregnant man in the world. 756 01:04:00,167 --> 01:04:03,770 Presidency of the Presidential Council, Council of Ministers 757 01:04:03,771 --> 01:04:06,198 and the Hungarian socialist... 758 01:04:06,233 --> 01:04:06,767 What?! 759 01:04:08,891 --> 01:04:11,009 What? Dear Bélas. 760 01:04:12,093 --> 01:04:14,885 My friends. Rátótians. 761 01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,540 Today is a glorious day. 762 01:04:16,575 --> 01:04:20,459 Here comes Józsi. Our Jozska. 763 01:04:20,736 --> 01:04:23,845 He made it first in the whole wide world. 764 01:04:24,458 --> 01:04:28,270 Thanks to him we got the very first letter from the capital. 765 01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:31,781 - From the capital... - Rátótians, my friends! 766 01:04:31,816 --> 01:04:34,268 To the village borders! Raise the flags! 767 01:04:34,303 --> 01:04:39,538 The pioneers! The kindergarteners! The orchestra, the choir! 768 01:04:40,265 --> 01:04:42,534 Let's welcome him with such love, 769 01:04:42,535 --> 01:04:45,795 as if he were the president of the district council. 770 01:04:46,468 --> 01:04:49,063 Long live! Long live! 771 01:05:52,818 --> 01:05:54,456 Dear Mother! 772 01:05:55,218 --> 01:05:57,211 Mother! 773 01:05:58,060 --> 01:05:59,288 Please, get up. 774 01:06:00,420 --> 01:06:01,695 Don't die, dear mother! 775 01:06:04,902 --> 01:06:06,765 I'm here! 776 01:06:10,985 --> 01:06:12,579 It's you? 777 01:06:16,467 --> 01:06:19,063 You? Whose son are you? 778 01:06:20,430 --> 01:06:22,864 Yours, dear mother. So I'm here. 779 01:06:28,716 --> 01:06:30,472 So here you are! 780 01:06:30,507 --> 01:06:31,853 Yes, it's me. 781 01:06:31,888 --> 01:06:33,979 Aren't you happy for me, dear mother? 782 01:06:35,517 --> 01:06:38,236 - My son. - Mother, how is life around here? 783 01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,115 Is there something wrong, dear? 784 01:06:45,802 --> 01:06:47,923 Wrong? I would not say. 785 01:06:50,363 --> 01:06:51,638 Listen, my son. 786 01:06:52,685 --> 01:06:56,624 I see you have everything. You even have a backpack. 787 01:06:59,247 --> 01:07:02,321 I would say, go away from here. 788 01:07:03,810 --> 01:07:05,739 Go as far as you can. 789 01:07:06,370 --> 01:07:07,884 Are you chasing me, mother? 790 01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:13,209 I wouldn't say that. But sooner or later parent and child are separated. 791 01:07:14,415 --> 01:07:16,295 Your life will be better if you leave as soon as possible. 792 01:07:16,330 --> 01:07:19,541 Go! Hurry! 793 01:07:19,576 --> 01:07:23,777 If someone asks who is your mother, don't tell them she is a man. 794 01:07:23,812 --> 01:07:25,371 Talk about a woman mother. 795 01:07:26,419 --> 01:07:29,425 Tell the world that your mother is the most beautiful, who gave you birth. 796 01:07:29,540 --> 01:07:31,339 But why? 797 01:07:34,063 --> 01:07:37,454 Go. You will understand one day. 798 01:07:40,425 --> 01:07:42,257 God bless you, my dear mother! 799 01:07:53,031 --> 01:07:54,829 God bless you! 800 01:08:28,447 --> 01:08:33,079 Long live! 801 01:09:06,904 --> 01:09:09,021 Long live, Józsi! 802 01:09:39,159 --> 01:09:40,592 Long live! 803 01:09:44,041 --> 01:09:45,872 Be silence! 804 01:09:49,123 --> 01:09:51,718 Our dear Józsi... 805 01:10:01,689 --> 01:10:03,455 Our dear Józsi! 806 01:10:03,490 --> 01:10:05,800 The pride of our village! 807 01:10:18,616 --> 01:10:20,368 Dear Józsi! 808 01:10:22,579 --> 01:10:25,537 The pride of our village! 809 01:10:29,821 --> 01:10:33,418 All hail Józsi! Hail! 810 01:10:37,704 --> 01:10:41,177 Dear Józsi, the pride of our village. 811 01:10:42,427 --> 01:10:45,967 We greet you from the bottom of our hearts on that occasion 812 01:10:46,509 --> 01:10:49,787 that you carry our child under your heart. 813 01:10:51,110 --> 01:10:55,105 - The child... - It's mine. I'm the father. 814 01:10:55,913 --> 01:10:57,634 What am I carrying under my heart? 815 01:10:58,021 --> 01:10:59,465 My grandchild. 816 01:11:00,795 --> 01:11:02,388 Oh, it's nothing there... 817 01:11:06,197 --> 01:11:07,678 Beg your pardon? 818 01:11:08,759 --> 01:11:10,670 I strained myself. 819 01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:15,272 Isn't this why you are greeting me so loudly? 820 01:11:18,643 --> 01:11:20,361 But where is the child? 821 01:11:21,084 --> 01:11:23,122 He's gone. 822 01:11:25,726 --> 01:11:27,957 - He's gone? - Gone. 823 01:11:47,736 --> 01:11:50,011 You bastard! 824 01:11:50,046 --> 01:11:52,287 You scoundrel! 825 01:11:53,259 --> 01:11:57,061 You lost the pride of our village? 826 01:11:57,096 --> 01:12:00,619 The child? You bastard! 827 01:12:00,654 --> 01:12:04,445 Let's stone him! Stone him! 828 01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:06,942 You son of a bitch! 829 01:12:49,083 --> 01:12:52,361 You bastard! What have you done? 830 01:12:54,206 --> 01:12:57,357 What have you done? 831 01:12:58,488 --> 01:13:01,082 Son of a bitch! Bastard! 832 01:13:18,896 --> 01:13:22,607 Dear Bélas! Rátótians! 833 01:13:23,419 --> 01:13:26,253 Don't lose your temper. 834 01:13:26,980 --> 01:13:29,175 Here is the letter that proves 835 01:13:30,181 --> 01:13:37,723 that there not only was but there is and will be pregnant laddies in Rátót. 836 01:13:37,825 --> 01:13:39,896 The eyes of the world are upon us. 837 01:13:41,186 --> 01:13:44,066 Go home and do it! Run! 838 01:14:02,116 --> 01:14:05,473 Mother, mother! 839 01:14:06,398 --> 01:14:08,389 Don't hide! 840 01:14:08,959 --> 01:14:11,110 I don't want to play hide and seek. 841 01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:15,013 I don't want play this game.